RADIO KENT- KENT ROCKS WITH MIKE BRILL (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED REVENGE AND TROOPING OF THE SQUALOR)
RADIO KENT-KENT ROCKS WITH MIKE BRILL (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED SIT AND DIE AND UNDERGROUND WORKER)
RADIO KENT- AT SUN PIER WITH SOME IRISH FEMALE DJ (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED PLAYED POP GROUP, LAZY LOVE AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU)
INVICTA RADIO- WITH CAESER THE BOOGIEMAN. (INTERVIWED)
RADIO 1- BRUNO BROOKES BREAKFAST SHOW- 1988- (PLAYED FARMYARD MASSACRE AND DISCUSSED BAND)
NUTHURST RADIO- (SPEED CAMERA)
JONATHAN ROSS-RADIO 2- (PLAYED LOSERVILLE.COM)
RADIO LONDON- THE ROBERT ELMS SHOW- (PLAYED LODERVILLE.COM AND RAN A DISCUSSION ON IT FOR A FEW DAYS)
SOYLENT RADIO-USA- (PLAYED VARIOUS SONGS ON THE MACK DANGER RADIO SHOW)
THERE ARE OTHERS KNOWN ABOUT AND PROBABLY OTHERS NOT KNOWN ABOUT COS SOME OF THESE WERE STUMBLED UPON. DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MISSED.
SKY TV-1989- KEITH CHEGWIN AND NINA MYSKOV
TOO MANY PRESS CUTTINGS TO MENTION. (SOME CAN BE SEEN ON FACEBOOK...SOME ON MYSPACE)
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INFAMOUS GIGS/PERFORMANCES
Current mood: smart
Category: Music
ROYAL ALBION- MAIDSTONE- TONS OF TIMES
MAIDSTONE ART COLLEGE- VALENTINE'S DAY 1989
HAMMERSMITH- WITH THE DENTISTS..A FEW TIMES 1986
FOLKESTONE- LEAS CLIFFE HALL- WITH THE VIBRATORS 1980'S
PICKWICK ARMS-ROCHESTER- 1985
ST MARY'S HALL- FRINDSBURY- 1984
THE RIVER BAR-MAIDSTONE-1997
SHEPPEY SQUASH CLUB- 1990- ISLE OF SHEPPEY
THE MARQUEE CLUB-LONDON- 1979
ST GEORGES HOTEL-CHATHAM-1986
THE LONDON TAVERN-MAIDSTONE-1986
THE WHITE HORSE-CHATHAM-MID 80'S
MAIDSTONE LABOUR HALL- 1989
SKY TV-1989
THE CREST CLUB-LEYSDOWN-1989
LONDON WEEKEND TELEVISION- 1989
VARIOUS RADIO SHOWS (SEE PRESS BLOG)
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UFK got a bit of "previous ;) (old bands)
Current mood: mischievous
Category: Music
..UNCLE UMBILICAL AND THE AFTERBIRTH
THE HEDGEHOGS
10 TO 6
6 FEET UNDER
THE 'ANSOME WILFS
THE MARTINI SLUTZ
ACCELERATION
TEA WRECKS
CENET ROX (ANDY EXPORT ON GUITAR)
DEATH IN VENICE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (SINCE 1995)
THE ROLLING STONEZ(TRIBUTE BAND 1985)
SKRAPS
HARMONICA LEWINSKY
I AM A SPIDER
THE CINZANO SLAGZ
THE BOLANS
V2086
THE CEMETERY GAES
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New Musical Express Unlucky Fried Kitten
Current mood: hungry
Category: Music
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New Musical Express
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN, THE MAIDSTONE BASED BAND WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 1995, NOW HAVE OVER 25 VIDEOS FEATURED IN THE NME VIDEO BANK. FOUR OF THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN HANGING IN THE VIDEO CHARTS.
VIDEO LIST
(*=CHARTED)
SUMMER DANGER
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND*
I AM A SPIDER
SUZIE PENDULUM-SWING
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
MADE IN RUSSIA
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
THE GHOST TRAIN
I AM A ROBOT*
CARPETRIGHT
POP GROUP*
SPEED CAMERA
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
LOSERVILLE.COM
TOVIL TREACLE MINES
SHOOTING STAR
I WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
NEWS OF THE WORLD
BABY BLUE
SUMMER DANGER
FRIENDLY MAIDSTONE
MICK THE LEYSDOWN TICKET TOUT
THE MUSEUM
THE FOSTERS MEECES
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) CURRENT LINE-UP AT AUGUST 2008:
ANDY EXPORT - SINGER AND GUITARIST
JUSTIN OLDER - GUITARIST AND BACKING SINGER
RIO FRASER - KEYBOARDS AND PROGRAMMING
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) ARE PLAYING AT THE ZEBRA BAR IN MAIDSTONE, KENT, ON: SEPTEMBER 17TH 2008...AT 7.30PM.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ARE 13 YEARS OLD. TO SOME THAT SPELLS BAD LUCK (ESPECIALLY AS THEY HAVE NOW BROKEN 7 MIRRORS) BUT FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE IT IS ANOTHER RE-BIRTH. SINCE 1995 UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN HAVE BEEN GOING STRONG. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BREAK OR A LAY-OFF PERIOD. THERE HAVE BEEN FEW PERSONNELL CHANGES.ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT) HAS BEEN THE CONSTANT.
BURIAL GROUND LANE...THE HORROR MUSICAL BY UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (WITH I AM A SPIDER) IS NEARING COMPLETION. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG-TERM PROJECT OF UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ALSO HAVE A GROUP DEDICATED TO THEM ON FACEBOOK. THE GROUP IS FREE TO JOIN. (THIS BLOG WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE GROUP)
"KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP" IS THE LATEST (AMBTIOUS) SONG AND VIDEO FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND). IT CAN BE VIEWED ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN. IT IS TOO LONG FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT IS ALSO ON BLIPTV AND FLICKR.
THE 2004 CD "UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN PRESENT LOSERVILLE.COM" SELLS QUITE REGULARLY ON E-BAY. IT CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN THROUGH THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS HAS BEEN THE LATEST UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) UPDATE.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE A POP BAND
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE FROM MAIDSTONE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED IN 1995
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED BY ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT)
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN CAN BE FOUND ON:
REVERBNATION.COM
MYSPACE.COM
LASTFM
YOUTUBE
BLIPTV
FACEBOOK
AND,OF COURSE, IN THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE.
THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE FEATURES BANDS SUCH AS:
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
THE CEMETERY GAES
V2086
THE BOLANS
I AM A SPIDER
MICKEY APPLES
ROCKER BILLY
FAYE MACADAMY
AND MORE.
MUSIC-BIZ FRIENDS AND COMPATRIOTS INCLUDE:
PIZT
REAVSEY
SAMMON
THE VOLUME BROTHERS
WILDBUNCH RADIO
SOYLENT RADIO
THE MACK DANGER SHOW (ILLINOIS)
CENET ROX
THE RUBBER BUBBER BEARS
STAR BELGRADE
BASEMENT MANIA
HANGOUT SKATEBOARDS
CRASH MASTER ASH
BRAWTH
KORGULL
OHMS
I THANK YOU
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07 Aug 2008
A Snapshot of Life
Category: Music
OK....so we have our next project lined up now that we have finalized our Kitten On Your Doorstep song and video. We are limbering up for the Zebra Bar gig on 17th September and we are ressurrecting an old song called "A Snapshot of Life at Number 34" We are going to have fun doing a video to that one. So...without further ado.
A SNAPSHOT OF LIFE AT NUMBER 34
I FLICKED UP THE LATCH ON THE GATE AND I WALKED LIKE A ZOMBIE ON ROUTE TO THE FRONT DOOR. SHE'S A GIRL I LOVED SO DEARLY AND YES SHE LEFT ME AND I'M COMING RIGHT BACK FOR MORE. SHE ASKED ME ROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.GUILTY CONSCIENCE.PROBABLY NOTHING MORE AND I WANT TO SEE HOW SHE'S COPING GET A SNAPSHOT OF LIFE AT NUMBER 34.
THE CATS HAVE GONE,SHE'S CHANGED ALL THE CURTAINS,SHE'S DONE OUT THE HALL WITH LAMINATE FLOORING.NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE,SHE'S PAINTED THE KITCHEN,PRIMROSE AND LIME,EXTREMELY BORING.
THE SHELVES I PUT UP IN THE BATHROOM HAVE DISAPPEARED AND IT'S ALL GONE AMBIENT.MY DVD'S ARE IN BOXES,SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE THEM,I'LL SEND THE NEW GIRL ROUND.I HAVEN'T REALLY GOT ONE BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT SO I'LL LET HER THINK THAT.THERE'S A SUNBED UP IN THE SPARE ROOM WHERE I KEPT THE GO-KART WITH THE 2-STROKE ENGINE.
MY BOOKS HAVE GONE,THE F-F-FISHTANK IS EMPTY,THE TOILET SEAT'S DOWN,THE LID'S OFF THE TOOTHPASTE,THE WINDOWS ARE CLEAN,SHE'S GOT A PINK LEATHER SOFA,INTEREST FREE CREDIT,OFF THE TV.
AND I WOULD NOT CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN FOR YOU,I WOULD NOT TELL YOU LIES COS THAT'S JUST WHAT I DON'T WANT TO DO.AND IF YOU NEED THESE THINGS THEN DON'T CALL ON ME.BECAUSE I WILL BE LONG GONE.
AND I SIT HERE,IN MY ROOM,IT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,TO TALK ABOUT THINGS I CARE ABOUT,IT'S HERE THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT INCARNATION AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,I HAVE THE INCLINATION,TO BE IN ECSTASY,IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE SO NICE AND YOU TALKED TO ME WHEN NOBODY ELSE DID AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT LOVELY EYES AND YOU LOOKED AT ME,WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DID.
I KICKED UP THE MOSS ON THE PATH AND I MARCHED LIKE A ROBOT TOWARDS THE GARDEN GATE,SHE'S A GIRL I MISS SO CLEARLY,FUCKING SINCERELY'AND SHE WANTS TO BE MY MATE,SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD FORGIVE HER,NOW THAT I' NOT WITH HER,AND PUT IT ALL DOWN TO FATE,AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GRATEFUL BUT I'M JUST FEELING HATEFUL,UTTERLY TENTH RATE.
MY SELF-ESTEEM HAS GONE UP IN NAPALM,I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,IT AIN'T TOO PRETTY,IT'S A PLAY FOR TODAY,REALITY SHOWCASE,A KITCHEN-SINK DRAMA,THE NITTY-GRITTY.
AND I WOULD NOT SWIM THE DEEPEST OCEAN FOR YOU,I WOULD NOT RIDE THE RAPIDS IN A CANOE,AND IF YOU WANT THESE THINGS THEN DON'T CALL ON ME,BECAUSE I WILL BE LONG GONE.
THE DOOR SLAMS,THE PHONE RINGS,THE POSTMAN DELIVERS MY MORNING MAIL,THE PAPER BOY SAYS "HELLO ANDY" BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS,THE WORLD CAN TAKE A HIKE,IT'S OH SO UGLY AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME TO LIKE,YOU SEE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE SO NICE AND YOU TALKED TO ME WHEN NOBODY ELSE DID AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT LOVELY EYES,YOU LOOKED AT ME,WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DID.
I BRICKED UP THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE AND I TORE OUT THE PHONE LEAD AND I SMASHED THE TV SET,I PRAYED FOR CONSOLATION,THEN I HEARD CONVERSATION,FROM WITHIN THE KITCHENETTE,I LIT UP AN OLD CHURCH CANDLE AND I TWISTED THE HANDLE OF THE KITCHEN DOOR,SHE'S BEEN THERE,SHE'S IN THERE,I DON'T CARE,MY MIND PLAYS GAMES SOME MORE.
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD,BUT THAT'S JUST A CONCEPT,DESIGNED TO CREATE,MY OWN DEVOLUTION,LIFE IS GAME,AND SOMETIMES YOU LOSE IT,IF YOU DON'T ABUSE IT,YOU'LL FIND SOLUTION.
THERE'S MORE TO LOVE THAN TELLING LIES TO IMPRESS,YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF,TO TAKE THE TEST,AND IF YOU WANT ME BABY,TO BE YOUR MAN,JUST CALL ON ME AND I'LL BE ALONG,JUST CALL ON ME AND I'LL BE ALONG,
DON' T YOU KNOW THAT I DID NO WRONG?
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05 Aug 2008
Don’t slice me if I hate my dyslexic wrists
DON'T SLICE ME IF I HATE MY DYSLEXIC WRISTS
DO YOU REMEMBER OUR LAST CARTOON
WE'RE WATCHING DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON
WE SIT AND PRAISE TELEVISION SETS
AS YOU REACH FOR YOUR CIGARETTES
OUTSIDE THE TREES BEND LIKE PLASTICENE
FROM 318 L.A. TO BETHNAL GREEN
AND THE KIDS FILL THE VOID OF DAY
WITH THEIR BENZODIAZOPINE
AND THEN THE BUS-STOPS BEGIN TO GROW
LIKE A TRANSFORMER IN A MOVIE SHOW
AND THE RABBITS JUMPED OUT OF HATS
AND THE FLEAS MOVED LIKE SEWER RATS
YOUR STAR IS IN THE ASCENDANCY
BUT SO'S YOUR LIQUOR DEPENDENCY
MOST DESCRIPTION IS PAY-PER-VIEW
WHAT THE FUCK HAS COME OVER YOU.
FLASH FIRES TRIPPING OVER SEASHORES
MISS REED…SIGNATURES ON THE LAWN
FROM THE DAY YOU WERE BORN
ON A MISSION OF SCENE-WIRES SKIPPING OVER NIGHTMARES
SLOWBURN..OVER IN THE BRICK AND BLUE
IN A STORY WITH YOU
MY DYSLEXIC WRISTS.
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Unlucky Fried Kitten (Zebra Bar Maidstone)
Current mood: busy
Category: Music
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
Are playing at The Zebra Bar in Maidstone on 17th September 2008 with 2 other bands. This will be a mellow set to co-incide with the release of Kitten On Your Doorstep extended mix cd single. Video on bliptv and in the Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop group) group on Facebook.
Hope to see you there...early start at 7.45pm...so recommend you get in early and settle in for a great evening of entertainment.
£5.00 on door.
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Kitten On Your Doorstep (lyric)
KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
HELLO MY DEAR IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SATURDAY
I'VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I'M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU FROWN WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOAN WHEN I DON'T SHAVE.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SELDOM FOLLOW CURRENT TRENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT ME FOR THINGS I DO
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I'M LOVING YOU
I LOVE THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRAND-DAD IN HIS DUNGAREES
I LOVE THE POPPIES IN YOUR CORNFIELD BENDING IN THE BREEZE
I LOVE THE COLOURS IN YOUR PAINTBOX AND YOUR PASTEL CHALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WHISPER GENTLY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SCREW UP AT MONOPOLY
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY
I LOVE YOUR EYES THEY MAKE ME THINK OF HAPPY DAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE
HELLO MY DEAR IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY
I'VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I'M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANG YOUR HEAD IN TEARS
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
I LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE FILMS AND DVD'S
I LOVE YOUR CHEEKBONES AND YOUR MONKEY KNEES
I LOVE THE POSTERS IN YOUR HALLWAY OF ROCK-STARS DEAD AND GONE
I LOVE OUR KARAOKE EVENINGS WHEN WE BOTH SING ALONG
I LOVE THE WILLOW PATTERN TEA-CUP IN WHICH YOU KEEP YOUR RINGS
I LOVE YOUR QUADROPHONIC HEAD-PHONES WITH THE NOISE THEY BRING
I LOVE THE LITTLE CARRIER-BAGS YOU USE AS BINS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COOK A MEAL AND NOT FROM TINS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU RARELY EVER FALL FROM GRACE
I LOVE YOUR CURTAINS AND I LOVE YOUR CHAIRS
I LOVE THE WILTON IN YOUR HALL AND STAIRS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR GARDEN GROW
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
I LOVE THE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA,THE MAGNETS ON YOUR FRIDGE
I LOVE THE LITTLE MODEL TREE-HOUSE,AND YOUR PIXIE-BRIDGE
I LOVE THE RECORDS IN YOUR JUKE-BOX FROM ELVIS TO THE CLASH
I LOVE YOUR BROCOLLI MOUSAKKA AND YOUR CORNED-BEEF HASH
I LOVE THE LITTLE JAZZ-CHORDS IN YOUR SERENADE
I LOVE THE BRITTLE FLAKES INSIDE YOUR MARMALADE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER STOOP TO CRITICISE
I LOVE THE HINT OF MISBEHAVIOUR IN YOUR EYES
I LOVE YOUR HEARTBEAT WHEN YOU'RE IN REPOSE
I LOVE THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR KINDNESS FLOWS
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUCK A TREND
I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SWEAR MY HAZEL EYES ARE BROWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME I MUST STAND UP TALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MARCH ALONG THE SHOPPING MALL
I LOVE THE KIITEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,I WATCH IT WAIT FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY IT GETS EXCITED,HE'S SUCH A MATE FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT MALTESERS WITH A SPOON
I LOVE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU BEND FROM A BALLOON
I LOVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE SHARE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COME ALIVE BY CANDLELIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHEAT AT CARDS WHEN I DON'T LOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR LATEST BOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER FAIL TO CRACK THE CODE
HELLO MY DEAR IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE'S TIGHT TODAY
I'VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I'M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE FISHES IN YOUR FISHTANK,THE WAY THEY SWIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE PEBBLES ON YOUR SEA-SHORE,THE WAY THEY SKIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE BREAD INSIDE YOUR TOASTER,THE WAY IT BURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE ALBUM ON YOUR HI-FI,THE WAY IT TURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE APPLE CRUMBLES THAT YOU BAKE IN TRAYS
I LOVE THE SNAPSHOTS FROM YOU VARIOUS HOLIDAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAINT YOUR TOE-NAILS RED AND BLACK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER FOR THE CRACK
I LOVE THE DRAGONS THAT YOU PAINTED,ON MY BEST GUITARS
I LOVE THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ME TALK TO,IN YOUR FAVOURITE BARS
I LOVE THE PICURES OF NIRVANA,ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD A CAMERA,I LOVE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS ARGUE BLACK IS WHITE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU OFTEN TELL ME DARK IS LIGHT
I LOVE THE GOTHIC FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
I LOVE THE COMPLEX SHAPES OF YOUR ANATOMY
I LOVE THE DECK-CHAIRS THAT YOU HIRE OUT ON THE BEACH
I LOVE THE IMPERFECTIONS IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VACUUM ROUND THE 3-PIECE SUITE
I LOVE THE JIGSAWS THAT YOU NEVER QUITE COMPLETE
HELLO MY DEAR IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW IT'S YOUR DAY OFF TODAY
I'VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I'M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE BOTTLES IN YOUR MILK-CRATE,WHEN THE MILKMAN'S BEEN
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT,WHEN YOUR KITCHEN'S CLEAN
I LOVE THE WIRES IN YOUR FUSE-BOX,WHEN THEY TURN TO SPARKS
I LOVE THE WAY I GRADE YOU DAILY,YOU ALWAYS GET TOP MARKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHOOT ME DOWN FOR BEING DUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND SUCK YOUR THUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR POLITICS ARE UNDERMINED
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR CREDIT-CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN YOUR PARLOUR,THEY WALK QUITE SLOW FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE CANINES,THEY NEVER GO FOR YOU
I LOVE THE STICKERS ON YOUR WARDROBE,THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
I LOVE THE DOLPHINS ON YOUR BATHROBE,I LOVE YOUR CORNER BATH
I LOVE THE STANDARD LAMP YOU BOUGHT FROM HARVEY NICKS
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE CHAPLIN WALKING-STICKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVE THAT YOU'RE A FRIEND TO ME
I LOVE THE LITTLE MESSAGES YOU SEND TO ME
I LOVE THE FUNKY REVELATIONS,IN YOUR DIARY
I LOVE YOUR FANCY OBSERVATIONS,THEY INSPIRE ME
I LOVE THE RED AND YELLOW HORSES,ON YOUR CAROUSEL
I LOVE THE GLITTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD,I LOVE YOUR WISHING-WELL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN IT'S DUE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR LITMUS PAPER TURNS TO BLUE
I LOVE THE PLASTIC LETTERS ON YOUR WHEELIE-BIN
I LOVE THE LITTLE INDENTATIONS ON YOUR SKIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIDN'T JUDGE ME,WHEN I WAS OUT OF LINE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DON'T BEGRUDGE ME,WHEN I WASTE MY TIME
I LOVE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR POSTCODE
I KNOW THEM OFF BY HEART
I LOVE THE JUPITER PERSUASION
INSIDE YOUR ASTRAL CHART
HELLO MY DEAR IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT IT'S QUITE NICE TODAY
I'VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I'M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU STACK YOUR MAGAZINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMASH YOUR TAMBOURINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STRIVE FOR MORE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE THINGS TO THE POOR
I LOVE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN YOUR FOSTER-GRANTS
I LOVE YOUR RUSIAN SOUP-BOWLS AND YOUR POTTED PLANTS
I LOVE THE CHUNKY HAMBURGERS YOU MAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE SHAKERS THAT YOU SHAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE COBWEBS ON YOUR CEILING IN YOUR GARDEN SHED
I LOVE THE SECRETS YOU'RE REVEALING,FROM OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THE CREATIONS IN YOUR SKETCHPAD,ALL NEATLY SIGNED BY YOU
I LOVE THE POETRY ON POST-IT NOTES,LEFT BEHIND BY YOU
I LOVE YOUR GLAZED BANANAS AND YOUR PECAN PIE
I LOVE YOUR HOT-SPICED CIDER AND YOUR SCOTCH AND RYE
I LOVE THE WAY THERE'S NOTHING I CAN TEACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU REACH THOSE WHO CAN'T REACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE YOU'RE TALKING TO
I LOVE THE JACKET YOU ARE WEARING
I THINK I'M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE YOU'RE WALKING THROUGH
OH NO I HAVE TO BEG YOUR PARDON
I THINK I'M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ENTRY-SYSTEM DOOR-PHONE
THE ONE YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I'M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,
THE ONE I'M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE I'M TALKING TO
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE I'M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I'M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
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Burial Ground Lane
Current mood: angry
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As from today...23rd November 2007...the whole of the album entitled Burial Ground Lane is available for listening to on this Reverb page.
Burial Ground lane is an album encapsulating a darkly comic story as told by the I Am A Spider band...one of the bands featured in the UFK Dollshouse. I Am A Spider have written a number of albums which tell stories based around themes.
Some are already in the can, so to speak. Some are awaiting recording. All will be added to this site and obviously will be housed in the UFK Dollshouse.
Other titles include:
Goggleton Farm
Under The Sea
Monsterland
The Story of Pigglestone Town
Monsters From Space
Robot Nation
Oh What A Wonderful Funfair
The Crazy Circus
The Final Fairy Tale
Romantic,I'm Frantic For You
Inside The Middle Earth
The HarbourMaster's Tale
The Boxes
A Nation of Shop-Keepers
The Story of Fantastic Man
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Rio Fraser flies back to Los Angeles on 20th February to prepare for her immediate return once finances and affairs have been finalised. It's a tense time for the band and for Andy Fraser aka Andy Export.On Rio's return to Maidstone Unlucky Fried Kitten will move up a gear in the respect of opening the doors of The UFK Dollshouse. There are lots of new features planned for The UFK Dollshouse. Bands already signed up are The Cemetry Gaes , The Bolans , Mickey Apples , V2086 and I Am A Spider. Unlucky Fried Kitten are in by default.
There are 18 videos made so far
I AM A SPIDER
POP GROUP
REVENGE
SPEED CAMERA
THE HAUNTED HOUSE
BIZARRE CREATURE
SUZY PENDULUM-SWING
MEECES
WE ARE THE MEECES
THE WICKED WITCH
THE MUSEUM
THE GHOST TRAIN
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND
LOSERVILLE.COM
I AM A ROBOT
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
THE KID'S A PUNK
There will be a new blog very shortly with some exciting news of the I Am A Spider variety.
Thank You
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Hi everybody.
There have been a few changes in the UFK structure. Mickey's role on bass has been filled by Liam Noone from Rosehearty in Scotland. He was a fan..saw UFK on the Perishing Robots tour...and has taken the plunge to join the band. Also new to UFK is Rio Fraser from Los Angeles.
She left the heatwaves of LA to live in the ever-changing climactic disarray of Maidstone..to play keys for UFK.
UFK are in the rehearsal stages of their updated line-up and will hopefully be playing again soon. There are certainly more recording plans in the very near future.
Also..the UFK Dollshouse is coming together nicely...we'll be sending the decorators in very shortly.
On the books of this Dollshouse venture we have:
The Bolans(mischievous young band influenced by The Ramones)
The Cemetry Gaes(sensitive little emo band)
V2086(punk combo)
I Am A Spider(story-telling comic-rockers)
So...these little bands will be unleashed to the unsuspecting public soon.
There is also a checking post for UFK at "lastfm.com" where you can find a comprehensive list of UFK influences..and hear their music.
Thanks for keeping UFK in mind.
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Kitten On Your Doorstep....new video
Current mood: anxious
Category: Music
The new song and video for "Kitten On Your Doorstep" is available to view on bliptv and on Facebook in the Unlucky Fried Kitten group. (Facebook group) At almost 12 minutes the video is too long for YouTube...where all of UFK's other videos are available. Please feel free to join the Facebook group
Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop group)
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